As quoted by Tywin Lannister:
Lord Jack, head of his house, Lord of Sidcup, Warden of Kent, Lord Paramount of the South East, Vanquisher of the Orange Button of Guitar Hero and Destroyer of Job Center Wankers and Dickhead Bus Drivers.
Lol because I want your followers to wonder who this is (even though you know it's me) :)
Aww why are you so adorable!
THE DADDY LOOKS AFTER THE EGG. IT'S SO CUTE LIKE I KNOW YOU HAD TO SHOVE THAT OUT BABE AND I'M SORRY SO I'LL LOOK AFTER IT UNTIL WADDLES JUNIOR HATCHES AND YOU CAN GO GET YOUR HAIR DONE OR SOMETHING. That may be one of the best things I've ever said.
Oh totally. Pengiuns are so awesome
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"are you from tennessee, ‘cause you’re the—"
"I RAN INTO A COUPLE OF MUDCRABS NOT LONG AGO. ANNOYING CREATURES."
"How about a-"
"WELCOME MOON-AND-STAR, TO THIS PLACE, WHERE DESTINY IS MADE.
"Hey you come here—"
"STOP. YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW. PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.”
"What’s cookin’ good loo-"
"I used to be an Adventurer like you. Then I took and Arrow to the Knee."
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Fruit Roll Ups - A tasty, healthy snack…VIDEO Recipe
what madness is this?
my mouth is watering holy fuck